This is essentially a codedump because there are too many interweaved changes for me to keep track of or separate into smaller, more comprehensible commits.
So, enjoy! This maelstrom of code, torrent of implementations, and other minor changes.
static-data: Static data is now loaded. For now only the logos are loaded, but more may be added in the future. The logos are loaded in a similar fashion to how locale-specific logos are.
keys: Keys can now be loaded. They aren't
