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+Water is attracted to water (something being attracted to water is also known as hydrophilic). You could reword water is hydrophilic as water is homophilic (homo meaning same and philic meaning  having an affinity for). Someone being homophilic is being homosexual (this should be self-explanatory). Thus, water is gay
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