diff --git a/data/critsay.txt b/data/critsay.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..f7ea0341
--- /dev/null
+++ b/data/critsay.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+Woops, sorry for that crit %name%
+crandom rits are fair and balanced
+gamer team %team%
+ok now this is epic, %name%
+crits are balanced
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/data/dominatesay.txt b/data/dominatesay.txt
index e47d78b8..f9209be2 100644
--- a/data/dominatesay.txt
+++ b/data/dominatesay.txt
@@ -1,11 +1,5 @@
-replace this file with actual dominatesay.
-usable macros: 
-%team% %class% %killer% %name% %myteam% %myclass% %dominum% \n
-
-examples:
-
 %name% is getting dominated. no big surprise.
-%team% actually sucks i already have %dominum% dominations wtf?
+%team% sucks giant dick, already have %dominum% dominations.
 %name%, quit playing %class% dude. i'm already dominating you.
 lmao adding %name% to my list of idiots
-%dominum% dominations lol
+%dominum% dominations lol
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diff --git a/data/menu/nullifiedcat/chat.xml b/data/menu/nullifiedcat/chat.xml
index 4915eb0e..405adc28 100755
--- a/data/menu/nullifiedcat/chat.xml
+++ b/data/menu/nullifiedcat/chat.xml
@@ -71,6 +71,15 @@
                     <Option name="Lithium" value="7"/>
                 </Select>
             </LabeledObject>
+            <AutoVariable width="fill" target="critsay.file" label="Critsay file"/>
+            <LabeledObject width="fill" label="Critsay Mode">
+                <Select target="critsay.mode">
+                    <Option name="Disable" value="0"/>
+                    <Option name="Custom" value="1"/>
+                    <Option name="Default" value="2"/>
+                </Select>
+            </LabeledObject>
+            <AutoVariable width="fill" target="critsay.delay" label="Critsay Delay"/>
         </List>
     </Box>
 </Tab>
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/hacks/CMakeLists.txt b/src/hacks/CMakeLists.txt
index ecace1df..d1201d75 100755
--- a/src/hacks/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/src/hacks/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@ target_sources(cathook PRIVATE
         "${CMAKE_CURRENT_LIST_DIR}/AutoTaunt.cpp"
         "${CMAKE_CURRENT_LIST_DIR}/Bunnyhop.cpp"
         "${CMAKE_CURRENT_LIST_DIR}/Backtrack.cpp"
+        "${CMAKE_CURRENT_LIST_DIR}/CritSay.cpp"
         "${CMAKE_CURRENT_LIST_DIR}/FollowBot.cpp"
         "${CMAKE_CURRENT_LIST_DIR}/KillSay.cpp"
         "${CMAKE_CURRENT_LIST_DIR}/DominateSay.cpp"
diff --git a/src/hacks/CritSay.cpp b/src/hacks/CritSay.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..ec38593f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/hacks/CritSay.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,144 @@
+/*
+ * Created on 25.01.2019 By BenCat07
+ * CritSay.cpp
+ * Read if gay
+ */
+#include <settings/Int.hpp>
+#include "common.hpp"
+static settings::Int critsay_mode{ "critsay.mode", "0" };
+static settings::String filename{ "critsay.file", "critsay.txt" };
+static settings::Int delay{ "critsay.delay", "100" };
+
+struct CritsayStorage
+{
+    Timer timer{};
+    unsigned delay{};
+    std::string message{};
+};
+
+static std::unordered_map<int, CritsayStorage> critsay_storage{};
+
+namespace hacks::shared::critsay
+{
+
+// Thanks HellJustFroze for linking me http://daviseford.com/shittalk/
+const std::vector<std::string> builtin_default = { "Woops, i slipped", "*critical hit* -> %name%", "ok now let's do it again, %name%", "nice" };
+
+const std::string tf_classes_killsay[] = { "class", "scout", "sniper", "soldier", "demoman", "medic", "heavy", "pyro", "spy", "engineer" };
+const std::string tf_teams_killsay[]   = { "RED", "BLU" };
+static std::string lastmsg{};
+
+TextFile file{};
+
+std::string ComposeCritSay(IGameEvent *event)
+{
+    const std::vector<std::string> *source = nullptr;
+    switch (*critsay_mode)
+    {
+    case 1:
+        source = &file.lines;
+        break;
+    case 2:
+        source = &builtin_default;
+        break;
+    default:
+        break;
+    }
+    if (!source || source->empty())
+        return "";
+    if (!event)
+        return "";
+    if (!(event->GetInt("damagebits", 0) & (1 << 20)))
+        return "";
+    int vid = event->GetInt("userid");
+    int kid = event->GetInt("attacker");
+    if (kid == vid)
+        return "";
+    if (g_IEngine->GetPlayerForUserID(kid) != g_IEngine->GetLocalPlayer())
+        return "";
+    std::string msg = source->at(rand() % source->size());
+    //	checks if the killsays.txt file is not 1 line. 100% sure it's going
+    // to crash if it is.
+    while (msg == lastmsg && source->size() > 1)
+        msg = source->at(rand() % source->size());
+    lastmsg = msg;
+    player_info_s info{};
+    g_IEngine->GetPlayerInfo(g_IEngine->GetPlayerForUserID(vid), &info);
+
+    ReplaceSpecials(msg);
+    CachedEntity *ent = ENTITY(g_IEngine->GetPlayerForUserID(vid));
+    int clz           = g_pPlayerResource->GetClass(ent);
+    ReplaceString(msg, "%class%", tf_classes_killsay[clz]);
+    player_info_s infok{};
+    g_IEngine->GetPlayerInfo(g_IEngine->GetPlayerForUserID(kid), &infok);
+    ReplaceString(msg, "%killer%", std::string(infok.name));
+    ReplaceString(msg, "%team%", tf_teams_killsay[ent->m_iTeam() - 2]);
+    ReplaceString(msg, "%myteam%", tf_teams_killsay[LOCAL_E->m_iTeam() - 2]);
+    ReplaceString(msg, "%myclass%", tf_classes_killsay[g_pPlayerResource->GetClass(LOCAL_E)]);
+    ReplaceString(msg, "%name%", std::string(info.name));
+    return msg;
+}
+
+class CritSayEventListener : public IGameEventListener2
+{
+    void FireGameEvent(IGameEvent *event) override
+    {
+        if (!critsay_mode)
+            return;
+        std::string message = hacks::shared::critsay::ComposeCritSay(event);
+        if (!message.empty())
+        {
+            int vid                    = event->GetInt("userid");
+            critsay_storage[vid].delay = *delay;
+            critsay_storage[vid].timer.update();
+            critsay_storage[vid].message = message;
+        }
+    }
+};
+
+static void ProcessCritsay()
+{
+    if (critsay_storage.empty())
+        return;
+    for (auto &i : critsay_storage)
+    {
+        if (i.second.message.empty())
+            continue;
+        if (i.second.timer.test_and_set(i.second.delay))
+        {
+            chat_stack::Say(i.second.message, false);
+            i.second = {};
+        }
+    }
+}
+
+static CritSayEventListener listener{};
+
+void reload()
+{
+    file.Load(*filename);
+}
+
+static CatCommand reload_command("critsay_reload", "Reload critsays", []() { reload(); });
+
+void init()
+{
+    g_IEventManager2->AddListener(&listener, (const char *) "player_death", false);
+}
+
+void shutdown()
+{
+    g_IEventManager2->RemoveListener(&listener);
+}
+
+static InitRoutine runinit([]() {
+    EC::Register(EC::Paint, ProcessCritsay, "paint_critsay", EC::average);
+    EC::Register(EC::Shutdown, shutdown, "shutdown_critsay", EC::average);
+    critsay_mode.installChangeCallback([](settings::VariableBase<int> &a, int value) {
+        if (value == 1)
+            reload();
+    });
+    init();
+});
+
+} // namespace hacks::shared::critsay
diff --git a/src/hacks/DominateSay.cpp b/src/hacks/DominateSay.cpp
index f02b6103..e19a39d2 100644
--- a/src/hacks/DominateSay.cpp
+++ b/src/hacks/DominateSay.cpp
@@ -15,8 +15,9 @@ namespace hacks::shared::dominatesay
 //	a much better default dominatesay would be appreciated.
 const std::vector<std::string> builtin_default = {
     "dominating %name%! (%dominum% dominations)",
-    "%name%, getting tapped?",
-    "%killer% is dominating the server with %dominum% dominations!",
+    "%name%, nice skill, you sell?",
+    "%name%, umad?",
+    "smh i have %dominum% dominations",
 };
 const std::string tf_classes_dominatesay[] = { "class", "scout", "sniper", "soldier", "demoman", "medic", "heavy", "pyro", "spy", "engineer" };
 const std::string tf_teams_dominatesay[]   = { "RED", "BLU" };